The note I received from the teacher was that the homeroom mom had decided it would be best to offer the kids a HEALTHY Halloween party, so they asked for heatlthy foods to go with that theme.  Fine, I whipped up a lovely display of fruits:

And then I get to the classroom to help set up and enjoy the party with the kids – and am met with a table of food that I can only describe as a redneck’s definition of HEALTHY….

Yup, got this bug in the zapper, and it was still alive and kickin’ enough that I frosted it and served it.

Nuts and raisins are certainly healthy – but, ummm, what about those little chocolate pieces of candy in there?  No worries, chocolate comes from a BEAN doesn’t it?

Road kill cats – Git ‘r Done!